Vijay Singh’s favourite dish ?

“Take 500g of words, 75 chak-chaks of rap, and two litres of funky pleasantries. Mix well with Indian peasant hands and fry in a thick paste of garlic lies. When the mixture is brown, take it off the flame and serve it with a sprinkling of fresh green gossip leaves. And if I’m still hungry, I like a good old Mughal Rogan Josh.”